Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Wedding Program: First Draft

Dear Family and Friends,

It's been a wild ride, but now it's time to settle down and have some babies. Many people wait a few years to have kids once their married, but this February will mark 10 years since we started dating, so we'll dispense with the pleasantries. We encourage y'all to practice the same, so we'll be providing an open bar all night following the ceremony.

At this point it's customary to say something nice about all the people who have helped make us who we are. Since we've already thanked those of you reading this, we're now talking about people who aren't here. We like to thank absolutely everyone, and we want you to know it.

To end, we thank our parents who have provided us with the cliched 'unconditional love and support'. They have, so let's not make too much fun - though we can certainly share with all those who have been married how our mothers were OCD in their own ways. So let's thank the Dads for really being the foundations of sanity during this past year.

And now, we invite you to watch as nearly every person we've ever known walks down the aisle, and we finally wed. Don't forget to marvel at our 120 piece orchestra, or to dance when they play the handpicked playlist provided by ballroom dance champion mother of the bride. And most importantly, don't forget to enjoy the sparkles on the fur!

Love, Cindy and Kenny

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